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  • Dog Days of September

    No, it’s not the weather, but, it was a dog day.  Yes, indeed, the long-awaited day arrived.

    Meet Lucy Daniel



    (Why is she called “Lucy Daniel”? Because she is part spaniel, maybe. And we had this conversation with natureg0d last time he was here, and…)


    We got her from the SPCA yesterday, and she was really hurting from being spayed just a few hours before. 


    Today, she is much more chipper. Uh-oh. 
    She’s about eight months old and is really a chewer. She’s gone through two pencil-sized Dent-a-Bone things and has taken a shine to a squeaky elephant and a few rope toys.


    She is a low-key dog, despite her chewing affinity, and gets along well with Molly (my mom’s dog whom we are dog-sitting for the week) and Max, our cat. 



    Fix your dog’s ear!


    And you know what? I sort of like her–for a dog who’s not housetrained.
  • School Memories

    Sending my kids to school has me thinking back to those idyllic days behind the yellow-brick walls of Curwensville Elementary and High School. You see, I went to one school–one building, actually–from pre-school to high school.  Both my parents were teachers at the school, too.  Would you like to wander through the mazy memories in my mind?  No? Okay, go read somoene else’s blog.

    Pre-school

    I don’t remember much of anything from childhood, so this period is pretty foggy. I only recall one event. I had taken a balloon with me to class. I have no idea why or why my parents let me. (My guess is because I was an obnoxious brat and whined, but these are happy memories!)

    In the midst of a romping frolic, my balloon popped. I  was hysterical and disconsolate. In an attempt to cheer me up, one of the teachers said, “Would you like me to make it into a baby balloon for you?”
    “NOOOOOOoooooo!” I howled. Fool. I have wondered all these years what a baby balloon would have been.  I have been guessing ever since.

    Kindergarten

    As I aged, I guess I got a few more memories. Actually, when I do think of my early school years, I remember a lot of barking and sitting under tables.  What was with that?  My teachers let me do that?  (Well, yes. They pretty much let me do whatever as I was smart and known and both my parents were teachers.)

    My most vivid kindergarten memory is coming back after missing a day of school due to illness. The class had done the workbook page for the letter K. But, I didn’t know what to do for it as it was one of those teacher-read direction things (color the cloud chartreuse).  It was a traumatic time for me.

    First Grade

    I don’t have any clear memories of this time, but my mom reminds me that I got put out into the hall (a common form of Curwensville punishment) for being bossy and talking too much.  The time in the hall apparently did not help much as I am still bossy and talk too much.  I also had to leave the class to go into the advanced reading group. Apparently Pig Can Jig was too simple a tome for this girl, and she had to move to Hen in a Fox’s Den.

    Second Grade

    My friend Tracy Yeager and I wore matching, floor-length blue dresses for our school pictures that year. Also, we were all amazed to learn that our teacher had a first name. (It was Kathy. It still is.)

    Third Grade

    This is the first year I remember with any clarity.  Mr. O’Donnell was my teacher. He was cool!  He one time told me, “For a girl, you have horrible handwriting.”  (Some things never change.)  Also, he did something incredibly pedagogically sound which I am sure must have vexed my smarty-pants soul to its very core.

    He would often have us break into teams to play math fact relay games. We were learning the times tables, and I knew those things.  When it was my turn to face off, Richie Larson was the opponent. “No problem,” I must have thought in my smug, eight year old brain.  Mr. O’Donnell gave me a shrewd glance. “What’s 3 + 2?”  In the few seconds it took for my brain to process that I was being asked an addition question, not a multiplication one, Richie blurted out “Five!” 

    Also, I recall Sonya, a girl in class, trying to buy friendship with packs of gum and drawing endowed women’s side profiles so that the boys would pay attention to her.

    And, I had my first crush on a red-headed, freckled fellow with a razor-sharp wit.  (Who was also in third grade and my teacher’s son)

    Later, I shall tell you of my fourth grade cheating and humiliation and more.  But first, tell me some of your school memories. I’d like to hear your tales!

  • Confessions of a Homeschool Dropout

    My mention that my children were getting on the school bus may have left some of you with puzzled frown lines between your eyes. “Wait, doesn’t teacherperson homeschool? Isn’t that WHY she’s called ‘teacherperson’?”

    Let me tell you my tale…

    I’ve been homeschooling since 1995 and have loved it.  Over the past few years, though, I have felt increasingly burnt out. Instead of joyfully reading Sonlight books and blowing things up with baking soda and vinegar, I was getting short with the kids and feeling like a constant nag.   I thought this problem would resolve itself in England as we had nothing better to do than to homeschool, but I felt even more burnt out.

    It had been the plan in the past that Hunter and Wit would take classes at the high school this year–whatever classes they wanted (plus one or two Mom wanted).  Wit has a full day, but he scheduled so many computer and architecture electives that he is being homeschooled for English and History.  Hunter is also homeschooling those two subjects, but his day at the high school is much less full.

    It had not always been the plan that LibbyK and Gockle would hop a school bus to the middle school.  As I mentioned, weariness and dread of homeschool seemed to be overwhelming me. As the summer wore on, I expected these feelings to fade. Instead, they increased.  After much praying and talking with TGD, I felt it would be best if Gockle had classes at the local middle school for half a day.  LibbyK at first did not want to go, and I was fine with that, but then she changed her mind.

    So, as it stands, Gockle has advanced math, science, German, woodshop, geography, and lunch at the school. LibbyK has regular math, science, French, Home Ec., advanced English, and lunch at the school. I pick them up at 1:00.

    So, what do I do from 7:30 to 12:45 (when I leave to get them). I homeschool Little Miss.  Granted, it has only been two days, but our homeschool time has gone really well. She enjoys the one-on-one with me, we have time for crafts and cooking, and I can focus on a third grade level for read aloud books and activities.  It’s been nice.

    Will we continue down the path of public school?  I think it would be hard to get my kids to leave, now.  They seem to love it.  And why not? I loved everything about school as a kid and teen.  Yes, even tests and homework and all those other things you might toss at me to say that surely I couldn’t have liked such and such. 

    Do I feel a bit like I’ve sold out to the world? Yes, in some ways. But, I have to remind myself that homeschooling is not “more Godly.” Public schooling will not make my children turn into gun-toting liberals**.  Instead, I have to keep doing what I have done in the past–commit my children to their faithful creator!

    So what did you hate about school, or were you a nerd like me?

    **Yes, I realize that liberals ban guns. That Republicans are all NRA.  I do get that.  It was a bit of a joke. Really. The whole mixed-up thing?  Perhaps I’d be better off rewording…

  • Onto the Yellow School Bus and Through the Gates of Hell

    Yes, I confess, I thought of that book title when two of my kids got on the school bus this morning for the first time in their lives.  (The book is by by Mary Hood, a proponent of  relaxed homeschooling, which you can buy on Amazon for 55 cents used, if that tells you anything.)

    Yesterday, though, was the first “official” day of school.  For the first time, it was just Little Miss and I for homeschool.  We did a lot of cooking and such, which was an interesting way to start a first day.



    [Feel free to skip this tedious "We Went Here and There and There" section.] Then, the running began–pick up Gockle and Libby from school (they go half-days to the middle school), pick up TGD, go to the car shop where the van was being detailed (I have a totally clean van–HUZZAH!), send LibbyK with TGD so he could later take her to GhostFroggy’s house so they could go to the Jonas Brother’s concert later that night, hang around at the library, pick up Hunter and Wit, go to Dairy Queen for a first day of school treat, home to a crock pot roast (which is one of the things Little Miss and I made in the morning), off to football practice, and then wait for poor, tired TGD to bring LibbyK home from her concert at 11:30 p.m. 

    Yes, that schedule is more normal for this year than I’d like to confess. Hunter was offered a job at a day care near our house doing after-school care/homework help for K-5s M, W, and F from 3:00 to 6:30. This job is even more perfect than you’d think as he is considering majoring in elementary education next year in college. LibbyK works two afternoons a week as a mother’s helper. Wit has a full day of classes at the school (many architecture/computer electives) and three homeschool classes. 

    Yesterday, Gockle said, “I’m so excited for tomorrow! I’m so excited!” 
    “Why?” several of us asked.
    “Because we have SCHOOL!” he cried.
    Yeah. That’s enough to warm the cockles of a lapsed homeschooling mother’s heart. Oh, yeah. (grimace)

    Little Miss is still firmly homeschooled and has shown a lot of Handy Manny initiative. She wanted to make a cat bed for our new kitten (which we suppose we might finally get in 2022 when the application is approved.) She found wood at the house, measured, and planned. TGD had to help her with the cutting and getting the nails started. But, this is what she made.

    Today we are going to pull out the sewing machine and make a cushion for it. She’s more than excited.

    And, Monday, besides being a relaxing picnic at my mom’s, was TGD’s birthday.  Happy Birthday, dear husband!

    Enough blathering. How is your September shaping up so far?

  • Twins? I Think Not

    I got a phone call this morning from a friend.

    “Hey, I turned on the TV yesterday and said to my wife, ‘Honey, they nominated Teacherperson as vice president!’”

    Yes, Sarah Palin has brown hair and five children.  And, she’s a pro-life Republican, NRA-loving, glasses-wearing gal. But, twins? I should be so lucky. No one has ever called me “Mary Barracuda.”

    Maybe if I started wearing my hair up all the time I could meet John McCain?

  • First Tomato

    It’s enough to tempt a Cullen.

  • Sunrise, Stormstown





    I have this thing for looking out windows. When I wake up in the night (or early morning), I feel compelled to look out the window in our bathroom. This morning, everything in the backyard was bathed in an orange glow. 

    “There must be a killer sunrise out the front window,” thought I.

    Sure enough, there was. I grabbed my camera, took a few shots, hassled poor, sleeping TGD to look out the window, and went back to bed.


    Yes, I am savoring every moment of the rest of summer vacation.

  • More Stupidity

    One small extra to the dog saga was omitted. To pacify the children who were longing for a dog, I said that we could get a kitten at the end of the summer. I thought the news of a dog would supersede this promise.  Oh, boy. Was I wrong.

    So, as we were dog-shopping, we also had to kitten shop.  My plans were for a gray and white female.  But, I decided to let LibbyK and Little Miss make the call as they were the ones wild for a kitten.  Eight week old Jasper stole their hearts.  (Whether this was due to how cute he was or his Twilight-themed name, I am not totally sure.)

    Once our adoption is approved and we fork over a lot of money, a little tan and orange tabby with big, blue eyes and a penchant for sitting up on his haunches will come home with us.  I’ll be sure to put up a picture when this happens.

  • What Stupid Thing Did I Do Now?

    Debbie says it’s been too long
    since I updated.  So, just for her, I shall answer the question posed
    in my title. But first, I shall give you background.


    It may
    surprise you to know that I’m not an animal lover. Sure, I make a good
    show of it when someone’s dog comes bounding along in that slobbery dog
    way or when a guinea pig is handed over.  But, truthfully, other than a
    cat I can ignore, I’d rather leave the animals somewhere else. TDG is
    of the same mind as I.


    Somehow, this couple birthed some animal
    lovers. Gockle in particular, is a huge fan of all furry things,
    especially dogs.  He has been begging for a dog for years and years,
    but we have always firmly said, “NO! We refuse to let our lives be
    ruled by a dog’s bladder. We don’t want a shedding, smelling creature
    wandering around our house.” This decision was always reinforced when we
    would watch Mom and John’s dog, Molly, who is the easiest animal in the
    universe to dog sit.  There is no dog on the planet more low-key and
    unobtrusive. (Unless she decides to take a nap on the pile of clean,
    fresh-from-the-dryer laundry you were about to fold right after you
    finished your Hersey bar with almonds)  Even she was too much dog for
    my taste.


    But, Gockle kept praying.

    About two weeks ago, I really felt like God was saying, “You really should let Gockle get a dog.”

    BUT, BUT, But, but…  All my “buts” were stamped out (except for the fact that I still don’t like animals).



    I mentioned this revelation to TGD who promptly said, “Have you gone
    mad?”  The matter was dropped.  That was– until Saturday morning when I heard,
    “You know, honey, I’ve been thinking that we should let Gockle get a
    dog.”



    Gockle was so excited by the news, he had tears in his eyes. 



    Saturday and today were spent dog-shopping at various SPCA-type places.
    So far, no dog meeting our specifications has been found. (Mine–small,
    25 pounds or less, able to play games and run around with Gockle,
    easy-going around strangers, kids, and loud noises; TGD’s–One that
    people won’t laugh at if we have it on a leash; Gockle’s–alive)



    We shall keep you posted on my potential folly.



    Here’s a dog that didn’t make the cut. It’s a full-grown mix of something or other.


  • Would You Rather…

    Let’s imagine the Magic Wish Fairy came to visit and offered you one of these things. Which would you choose? 

    • To look 10 years younger
    • To weigh 10 pounds less than you do now
    • To add 10 points to your IQ
    • To earn 10% more money
    • To have 10 new friends


    (That Magic Wish Fairy has a thing for 10s.)