You know, it’s been strange. Even though I was so glad to be off that cruise ship, all of the dreams I’ve had lately have been about being ON a cruise ship! And never in one of them was I sick.
But, anyhow, back to my real narrative.
Our first night on the ship was lovely. We went to a show at the Palladium Theater, and just like they tell you, the shows on board were excellent! the first night, we saw sort of a kick-off show with a preview of the ship’s singers and dancers who did an amazing job all week. Then, we saw a comedian, Al Romas. Or, maybe that was a different night…Anyhow, he was really funny.
I am not sure how many people the theater held. This is a little over half of the ground level. We sat in the balcony.
Proof that we sat in the balcony, in case you doubted me.
Peep sampled the Bon Voyage!
This is all she got to see of Key West. That is, if she had actually looked out our porthole window, which I’m not sure she did.
I did take a picture of this sign, though. Peep and I were to go on the “Jimmy Buffett Tour of Key West,” but due to lack of people signing up, they canceled it and refunded our money. Great deal, as Peep was too sick to go!
Later in the day, I sat down on some steps to just enjoy the atmosphere. (Yes, I know, jumping ahead in my narrative, but it fits.) There was a 20 year old guy asking passersby if they could give him two cents. Most people did not, but some gave him some change. I said, “You know, there was a guy selling dirty jokes for a dollar. Maybe you should sell clean jokes for fifty cents.” He laughed and explained that one must have a permit to be a street performer (or whatever they were called) and that permits were $250 and were only sold one week in the year. We chatted for a bit, and I got to hear some of his story–left home at 18, roaming around, having fun. Couldn’t get a real job because his social security card was stolen. (Um, yeah.) It was interesting. I guess he lived by this bar’s maxim:
Anyhow, back to my tale of Key West…
Anyhow, I walked and walked and found more boulders and such until I reached the southernmost point of the USA:
Yes, this woman is the southernmost point of the USA. They make her stand there all the time. Ha ha.
Well, when I reached that point, I realized I had somehow missed the beach. I turned around and started walking the other way, through residential parts of Key West. They were pretty, but some were sort of run-down.
But, I had found the BEACH! I was on the beach! In January! It didn’t matter that much of the shore was composed of this:
There was enough sand to make a castle. (Someone else did it, not I.)
And there were palm trees. REAL palm trees!
And a coastline!
And to prove that I was really there…
And Peep was there in spirit.
Back to the ship on a trolley ride with a wonderful tour guide whose name was… um…something or other. He said he came to Key West on vacation with his wife and decided to move there and drive a trolley. And that is exactly what he did. (He’s the one who informed me about the chickens.)
When I got back to the ship, I discovered that the earlier medicine had not helped poor Peep at all, and she had spend the afternoon being retch-ed over the few sips of ginger ale she had. So, it was back to the infirmary for a shot which did the trick, but knocked her out for the rest of the night. What was this horrible stomach problem? We now think it was the stomach flu, as it was going around Curwensville (the small town where she lives) before she left.
Anyhow, now you know how I wasted my day in Margaritaville. And I didn’t even lose a shaker of salt.