August 30, 2008

  • Twins? I Think Not

    I got a phone call this morning from a friend.

    “Hey, I turned on the TV yesterday and said to my wife, ‘Honey, they nominated Teacherperson as vice president!’”

    Yes, Sarah Palin has brown hair and five children.  And, she’s a pro-life Republican, NRA-loving, glasses-wearing gal. But, twins? I should be so lucky. No one has ever called me “Mary Barracuda.”

    Maybe if I started wearing my hair up all the time I could meet John McCain?

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